Romeo, Romeo, wherefore are thou Romeo? Especially now that I feel like a cow, I have nothing to wear, and I haven't seen my ankles for weeks? It's ironic, isn't it, that the result of such loving feelings and actions leads to a place of such decidedly unromantic realities?

Escape the "I've been pregnant forever" doldrums with this beautiful cotton dress. Wear it tunic-style over some black leggings and a tank, or sex it up by going it alone and flaunt your fabulous legs. Bell sleeves and the daringly low bodice are trimmed with black embroidery, and you'll look and feel fabulous with your new décolletage on center stage. Even, I , who love body-conscious clothes, love that this dress doesn't betray my choice of underwear! Best of all, it's wash and wear, so you can make it a wardrobe staple.