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Why name a maternity swimsuit after
Shakespeares Dane? Because to Bikini or
Not to Bikini is todays question for Hot Mamas to be and with
this suit by Prego, you can skirt the issue.
Magazines from Fit Pregnancy to Vogue are trumpeting the wearing of
bikinis by pregnant women, and we think thats great. Cmon military and
boarding school vets remember bouncing a coin on a bed to test the
tightness of the sheets. Well, you can do the same with your
six-months-and-up belly meaning you have rock hard abs! (I shoulda been
a lawyer, with such a gift for argument!) Not for long, of course. That
same flesh, post partum, will swallow a quarter and never reveal its
whereabouts, so take advantage now!
You get a full-coverage top and bottom (cut to go under your fabulous,
fecund tummy, of course), but the tankini
top is skirted with the same colour in mesh breezes and sun get
in, back fat and stretch marks are veiled from getting out! Thus, the
skirted swimsuit is rescued from grannyhood and turns you into an object
of desire. Again. |
