This great goes-with-everything shirt from Majamas really got me thinking about that song that goes, "cruel to be kind, yadda yadda yadda." Why? Picture this? You're going to do the right thing for your baby and nurse him/her. Maybe the plan is to try for the first six weeks (which are, of course, the hardest) or you're gunning for a year.

Whatever your feelings about how this is best for baby, you're determined to give it a whirl. Hiding under one of those nursing shawls not only strikes you as pre-suffragette-like, they might as well be covered in orange day-glo paint with arrows that say, Breastfeeding Happening Here! So you check out the offerings of these strange things called "nursing clothes," which have holes cut in them to get baby to the goods. And most of them are, quite frankly, hideous. Like some cruel joke. But now you get the last laugh. We only have it in black, but buy two. And chuckle away at your deceptive, new Mata Hari of Breastfeeding look.