Sometimes, when nothing in my closet seems to look good, and all is wrong with the world, the problem can be fixed by making my butt look better. I mean, I no longer feel so comfy in a thong, and I have yet to find a pretty cotton panty that didn't announce its shape to the world. So solve those issues and save the world with Spanx, a revolution invented by a woman like you. Wear these instead of undies and your butt will be so amazing, you wont want or need to cover it up. And don't tell me yours is too big to be exposed - there's a man for every tush out there, as long as it looks smooth and firm!! The Spanx motto: don't worry, we've got your butt covered!

Spanx style 004, Slims tummy, thighs and rear

In sizes A to E in Bare (light nude), black, or cocoa (dark nude)

No leg band means a smooth finish on leg. Smooth waistband.

85% nylon, 15 Lycra Spandex. Cotton crotch.

Hand wash separately in cold water, line dry.